There once was a young man named Tuck
Who carried a gun in his truck.
He’d shoot it at melons
Ignorin’ the yellin’
Of hunters out tryin’ to kill ducks.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of The Age of the Child: a birth control ban, vigilantes on the hunt for unfit parents, and a birth explosion in one generation; parent licensing as a consequence in the next. Kristen’s 5On interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.