There once was a cat named McGoo
Whose dead owner became kitty food.
This might make cats scary,
But when things get hairy…
Look. Starving, you’d eat the guy, too.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of The Age of the Child: When a pro-creation Citizen Amendment leads to a ban on birth control and abortion, politicians find babies abandoned on their doorsteps–and that’s just the beginning. Kristen’s 5On interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.