There once was a cat named McGoo
Whose dead owner became kitty food.
This might make cats scary,
But when things get hairy…
Look. Starving, you’d eat the guy, too.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of the novels The Age of the Child, The Year of Dan Palace, and Pretty Much True, Dr. Owen W. Gilman, Jr.’s “American War Literature and Film: Vietnam to Now” 2012 course curriculum selection. Kristen’s interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.