There once was a jeweler named Earl
Whose fear was the end of the world.
The pitchers of beer
Worked to silence his fears
‘Til the night he drunk-choked on a pearl.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of The Age of the Child: When a pro-creation Citizen Amendment leads to a ban on birth control and abortion, politicians find babies abandoned on their doorsteps–and that’s just the beginning. Kristen’s 5On interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.