A woman who loved Fifty Shades
Was bored by her dull husband Dave.
When she’d say, “No, honey”
He’d sneak her worn copy
And read every folded down page.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of The Age of the Child: a birth control ban, vigilantes on the hunt for unfit parents, and a birth explosion in one generation; parent licensing as a consequence in the next. Kristen’s 5On interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.