A woman who loved Fifty Shades
Was bored by her dull husband Dave.
When she’d say, “No, honey”
He’d sneak her worn copy
And read every folded down page.
Kristen Tsetsi is the author of The Age of the Child: When a pro-creation Citizen Amendment leads to a ban on birth control and abortion, politicians find babies abandoned on their doorsteps–and that’s just the beginning. Kristen’s 5On interview series at JaneFriedman.com offers behind-the-scenes insights into all things writing and publishing.