There once was a wild comic genius Whose natural gift was to please us. But his gestures and jokes Were Technicolor smoke Hiding secrets to rival Berzelius. Kristen TsetsiKristen Tsetsi is the author of the post-Roe v. Wade novel The Age of the Child, called “scathing social commentary” and “a novel for right now.” She … Read more
A woman who loved Fifty Shades Was bored by her dull husband Dave. When she’d say, “No, honey” He’d sneak her worn copy And read every folded down page. Kristen TsetsiKristen Tsetsi is the author of the post-Roe v. Wade novel The Age of the Child, called “scathing social commentary” and “a novel for right … Read more
There once was a jeweler named Earl Whose fear was the end of the world. The pitchers of beer Worked to silence his fears ‘Til the night he drunk-choked on a pearl. Kristen TsetsiKristen Tsetsi is the author of the post-Roe v. Wade novel The Age of the Child, called “scathing social commentary” and “a … Read more
There once was a cat named McGoo Whose dead owner became kitty food. This might make cats scary, But when things get hairy… Look. Starving, you’d eat the guy, too. Kristen TsetsiKristen Tsetsi is the author of the post-Roe v. Wade novel The Age of the Child, called “scathing social commentary” and “a novel for … Read more
