There once was a wild comic genius Whose natural gift was to please us. But his gestures and jokes Were Technicolor smoke Hiding secrets to rival Berzelius.
A woman who loved Fifty Shades Was bored by her dull husband Dave. When she’d say, “No, honey” He’d sneak her worn copy And read every folded down page.
There once was a cat named McGoo Whose dead owner became cat food. This might make cats scary, But when things get hairy… Look. Starving, you’d eat the guy, too.
There once was a man named Tuck Who carried a gun in his truck. He’d shoot it at melons Ignorin’ the yellin’ Of hunters out tryin’ to kill ducks.